No surprises

 

Conspiracy … I can sense it from afar. I am blessed with multiple sensors in the form of a thick fur.

I love my humans, but I dread the surprises they want to pull on me. They happily impose their norms and ideas, with scant respect paid to the fact, that I am SPECIAL, not filthy as they imagine. I have the cleanest mind in the world, which has never known deceit (I wish they do not hide the cake in the kitchen).

It is Sunday, and they are planning a bubble bath for me. And how I hate it!

 

Inspired by Sheetal Bhardwaj at

Fortnight Friday Fables -1

(This genre is not really my forte, but I love pooches and their idiosyncrasies)

Pic: selsmith via Pinterest