No, we are not going to jump out…
We just need to know your arrival by sight, smell or the sound of your car. We will then rush back to the entrance door, and position ourselves to jump over you. That’s not an attack, it’s an expression of love. We do nothing but wait for you all day. It is the raison d’etre of our existence.
I need to tell you Jake is not as innocent as he looks. He overturned the bin to find chicken. There was the only the wrapper of chicken salami. Idiot that he is…
And he slept on my bed after lunch. I’d no option but to occupy your bed. It feels more comfortable, and let Jake go to hell… I can’t fight him all day.
There you are … here we go…
A cute story.
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Thank you, Sadje!
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