“Clutches are getting smaller, and party dresses unpredictable.” Fiona is struggling with her off-shoulder outfit.
“Have you seen a woman’s handbag without a safety pin? Pins fit in anywhere.”
“Grow up, Mom! We use Velcro tapes and adhesives.”
“Yet, the gaps left are gaping.”
“That is your perspective.”
“Don’t forget, I’ve been a fashion photographer.”
“I’m glad I’m not a model.”
Fiona and I have never seen eye-to-eye on any issue, yet I feel obliged to help her. She is grieving a broken relationship.
“There is no pin or adhesive invented to put together a broken heart. Change the outfit.”